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Friday April 11, 1997
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Dear Kara:
------This sounds like I am bragging, but I have a thirteen inch penis. This is the dream of most men, but believe me that it is actually a nightmare. ------In high school I injured my first love. She was hospitalized and I almost went to juvy hall. My parents had to pay hers $10,000 in damages. ------All my life women have come after me because of the bulge in my trousers. But to date, only two have managed to take me in. The first dumped me because it hurt too bad. The other was a circus fat lady. She dumped me because we had no interests other than sex. ------Is there any hope for me? Can I ever have a stable sex life? ------------Little Big Man |
Dear Big Man: ------You sound like my kinda man. Call me at 555-FAKE. ------------Have a groovy day, Kara |
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